AISubs v3.7
Error's May 1st and Kobikusha's May 2nd...
Tied together.
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
It's a magnet filled with balls.
I posted it on Twitter once.
It's like that, like that, and like that, and like that.
If it's a ball with infinite possibilities,
wouldn't it turn into clothing?
It's not clothing!
You're changing into a subtle voice.
If I were to say it, it's metal.
If it turns into clothing like this, it'll be quite a defense.
If you think I can't do it, I can't do it in the first place.
Tetsuya bought only one of these.
Surprisingly, he was able to buy a lot of them because of their flexibility.
I felt a possibility of buying only one.
Today, we're going to test whether or not you can do as many as you can with just one.
Yes.
So, here it is!
Why did you close it?!
- Oh, wow! - Oh, wow!
How is it?!
This is it!
- This one is this one, right? - Yeah.
I bought a lot of these, so let's open them up!
Why?!
It's annoying and gross, even now.
Alright!
Open up!
This is all of it.
- Yes, 50 of them. - Wow!
You guys must have thought, "Isn't this too little?"
This one, surprisingly, costs more than 2,000 yen!
It was too expensive, so we had no choice but to buy it.
- So expensive! - Forgive me!
I really wanted to make an armor out of it,
but it's faster to make an armor out of a financial problem.
So, we're going to experiment and make pants out of it.
- Yes. - If we can make pants out of it,
we can make an armor out of it if we have money.
- I see. - Let's use it as a reference.
Alright!
Open up!
Here we go!
Wow!
This is pretty luxurious, isn't it?
Yeah!
Can I put my hand in here for a second?
Yeah.
Let's close it up.
He doesn't listen to me much.
This is heavy!
But it's not a perfect armor.
It's definitely an armor.
I think we can do it.
Let's make it right away.
Okay.
Let's make it.
Okay.
Take off!
Ah!
I mean, why aren't you wearing normal pants first?
Oh, right! I don't wear pants, so I don't need pants!
Well, first of all, let's go here.
This belt and waist part.
If you make one line and attach another line under it, it will become a pants.
Oh, it's a mosaic, so you can't see anything.
Okay, first of all, Tetsuya's waist is 95 centimeters.
I'm sleepy.
I'll wind it up.
Huh? It stinks!
You stink!
Who is it?
It's definitely Koita, isn't it?
No.
You stink!
It's you!
It's obvious from your face!
Take this off for a second.
Are you serious?
Why don't you say anything in front of your friends?
Oh, great!
Oh!
Okay, now we have one waist part.
If you attach this little thing under it like this, it will be connected to the bottom.
Let's do the second line.
Let me hear you say "chin chin"!
Oh, it's already broken!
It's dangerous!
It's a matter of a moment.
Hey, there's a crack in this guy's butthole
(laughs)
Unusual
I will make a part below here that connects the pants and the buttocks due to the pants
I did it
Pass it in front of you
Wow (laughs)
Why is it a pathetic school (laughs)
Look here, Sanyo-san
Thank you for these pants
Due to the pants
Oh, is it done?
It's about erotic now
It's like this
(music)
I found it
(laughs)
It's like a stock
In front of the cello tape
(music)
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
A magnet was stuck in my head
(music)
Isn't my hair crazy?
It's terrible to look sideways four times
It's like when a bald head wears a baseball hat
(music)
(laughs)
It was over if it wasn't dangerous now
(music)
Tamaura is good, isn't it?
I like Tamaura.
I don't like Tamaura.
I'm scared of being crushed by Tamaura.
(laughs)
I don't like it when it's too noisy.
I like it when the surface is noisy.
I don't like it when it's too noisy.
I like it when it's too noisy.
What do you think of it from the front?
I think it'll be okay if it's against the screen.
Oh! Then I'll remove the mosaic on this side.
Yes.
It's like this on this side now.
What do you think of it?
It looks like underwear if it's against the screen.
Oh! It'll be okay if it's against the screen.
It looks like there's a black mosaic on this side, but it's black even if you remove it.
You look like a new person.
(laughs)
Let's hide Monjer.
Yes.
(music)
It looks like a woodcutter.
(laughs)
(music)
Are you serious? Hey!
Hey!
Oh! It feels weird.
It doesn't look like you at all.
(music)
Oh! You touched me. It feels weird.
What? It doesn't feel good.
(laughs)
You were about to hit me.
Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
(music)
It's basically different.
Yes.
(applause)
What do you think of it?
Hmm, it's really heavy.
Indeed.
And it doesn't move at all.
It's stable.
What's important is whether you can see it or not.
You can't confirm it from above.
Well, you can't see it.
Let's check it with the camera.
It's okay even at this distance.
On the contrary, it looks like some kind of decorative pants.
Oh, wow!
It's definitely okay.
It's really amazing.
And please look at the side.
Until now, new clothes were coming out,
but this time it hasn't come out at all.
It hasn't come out.
Is it really okay?
It's really okay.
Then I'll infiltrate below.
Okay, I'm also looking at the screen now.
Wow, what a picture!
Wow!
Is this possible?
It's just a magnet.
Do you look at the view from above?
It's pretty heavy.
It's like this.
(beeps)
Wow, it's amazing to go through the screen like this.
It's perfect.
What are you doing?
(laughter)
Hey!
It has a sense of the big star of the Showa era.
Wow!
- Wow! - Of course!
- Mom and grandpa would put their daughters' badges here, right?
- What? - I thought it was armor.
- Oh, it was armor. - How does it look like armor?
- It's not impossible anymore.
- It's not an exaggeration to say that the world's strongest pants are made.
- Is there anything you can attack now?
- I'm confident that I can attack anything with the highest attack power in this house.
- Please bring me the most powerful thing.
- The strongest thing in this house is probably a pachinko or a water gun with a little high power.
- Is this a pachinko? - Hey!
- It's 416d, isn't it? Don't mess with me.
- Wait a minute, this is...
- Hey, isn't this impossible?
- I don't think anyone has a pachinko on the battlefield.
- There's no such thing on the battlefield.
- If you make it, I'll say it, but it's definitely okay.
- I think it's okay, too. - Really?
- Well, if the manufacturer makes it and says it like this in person, I'm sure it is.
- That's right. - That's why...
- Wait a minute, I'm thinking of hitting the pachinko for the first time now.
- Wow, it's too scary! - Three, two, one, open, dream door.
- Ouch! - Are you crazy?!
- What are you doing?! - I'm surprised!
- Ouch! - I can't do anything about it!
- If you hit the pachinko with this, it's safe. - Please, I'm begging you.
- Three, two, one, open, dream door. - Scary! It's too scary!
- Ouch! - That's why you can't hit it!
- Why are you aiming for this inside?! - Huh? I hit it here.
- Huh? Does that mean you hit it here and it dried up inside? - No, I probably hit it here...
- I hit it here, and these two balls shifted and hit the pachinko!
- You dug up that much? - Yeah.
- That's the damage. - If you hit it here and it dried up...
- It's like 1/20 of its power. - How is it? Do you think you can do it in a row?
- In a row...
- One second... - It's three hits, right?
- First attack. - Okay, first hit.
- Here I go. - It's too scary! - Three, two, one, open, dream door.
- Ouch! - You're kidding me!
- Here I go! - Ouch!
- You're kidding me!